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Top 10 Reasons to Prepare Your Own Tax Return

10. Nothing beats that ‘waiting until the last minute anxiety ridden’ feeling

9. What’s more fun than having to learn another complicated software program

8. IRS tax publications are better to read than the latest bestseller

7. Who needs a Professional, next year I’m going to do my own appendectomy too

6. Schedule A, 1040, Schedule D, 1099’s, W-2’s, c’mon it’s just so intuitive

5. If you can’t go to the dentist what possibly could be more fun

4. With state returns, I get to do it twice!

3. A weekend skiing or a weekend locked in a room filling out tax forms, who wouldn’t choose tax forms?

2. Getting audited is a great way to meet new and interesting people

 . . . . and the number one reason to prepare your own return . . .

1.  The government could really use some more of my money so who cares if I miss a few deductions